Minh Vu

A girl you'll meet in elementary school, and promptly forget about for the next 5 years until high school, at which point she will show up and blow your mind with brains and looks. You, being an idiot, still have no interest, but will proceed to become her closest friend, at which point everybody who knows you, (and I mean everybody) will start to assume you're dating. It is then you will start to take an interest, and possibly manage to snag her before you regret it.